Cowboys and Dinosaurs

<p>Steve Simpson loses his job, fiancée and home inside twenty-four hours, and has only hours to find a new place to live. The house he ends up in is the mystic repository of the Sacred Stone of St. Neot, which, as one of the residents, Gonoroid Quarxxx, says, 'attracts weirdos'. But can the Stone protect him from the Lizard Lady, the Masters of Cold Steel and the Crouch End Albanian Mob?</p>